The arsenal:
brand-new repro '68-'69 hi-po exhaust manifolds (replaced my cracked OEM ones)
one tti exhaust system (2.5-inch, X-pipe, turn downs)
one freely exchanged passenger-side head pipe to accommodate the new exhaust manifold (thanks tti!)
This ought to be a snap, right? Heard all them good things about tti. Spent the coin. What could go wrong... First, I torqued down the freshly coated exhaust manifolds. Next I started the tti exhaust installation from the rear forwards per instruction. Well, after several attempts to get the alignment right (read: random pieces of the exhaust slamming into the ground as I jiggle other pieces, which also fall to the ground), I finally think I get it right and torque the exhaust flanges down, only to undo them again because the driver's side pipe keeps ending up right against the driveshaft, frame, and torsion bar. My thoughts at the time? Must be the aftermarket exhaust manifolds--No, wait. Only the passenger side was replaced. Hmmm... Oh well! I'm meant to be Mopar-less... I wonder what my buddy Dave's doing right now? Maybe we can go to the bar... Oh crap, it's already midnight... Maybe Cops is on. Nope. Darn... Back to the Mopar.
After stubbornly deciding to give up on it after 10 hours under the car (I'm STILL in pain), I decide to tackle SOMETHING so I can have SOME sense of satisfaction before I go to sleep tonight: I decide to fix that damned rear shock that's been off the car forever for reasons long forgotten. Being the OCD thinker that I am, I consult the shock's torque settings in the factory service manual. I note that the manual states the car should be on the ground when torqued, so I finger tighten the bolts and I lower the rear (which I had raised so I could get under the car to do the exhaust) and, as I did so, watched the entire tti exhaust come beautifully into alignment. OMG! That was the issue all along! I had the rear on jackstands! Son of a...

I'm so ashamed to post this, but it's too late to grab a beer with my buddy Dave and rant to him about it. Tomorrow will be torquing everything down to spec, presuming I can even fit under the car!
