Fun messin with scammers

[71GTX]

We are trying to sell a vacuum cleaner on craigslist....got a reply from someone: AVAILABLE FOR SALE?

I replied: Still is for sale

They answered back:
Thanks for your response,will you accept Money order as a mode of payment? Because that is the only way i can pay you with.If you agree to it,i will require that you send me your full name,address and your phone number so that i can forward it to my Assistant to send the payment to you.I will be offering you $50 extra to hold the item for me for a week.To expediate this transaction,I have concluded arrangement with a moving company.They would be responsible for the packing and picking up of the item.This will make me to be sending you extra fund because the moving company need their payment before embarking on any transaction of picking up item.

I have included their fee in the payment you will be recieving,the amount covers for all logistic needed to pick up the item from you. When you recieve the Money order ,get it cashed and deduct the cost of your item and the $50 i offered you for holding it for me, then you will send the balance to the moving company via western union money transfer before pickup can be effected. Let me know if this is ok by you,because i want this transaction to be as smooth as possible.Get back to me so that i will know the status of things.

Here is where it gets good, I reply:
Please respond no further with assistance to be my person in charge. With allocation of said payment shall preclude shipment, I can guarantee to further stated agreement would include further finance charges to be included to include the sum of money to be agreed upon to be paid in advance and only delivered with your agreed upon assistant in person and only if your assistant carries payment with their back and can prove to swim 1,779K without backup for the agreed sum of nothing to be paid in full by you. Your assistant may carry said product with approval and subsequent verification of the ferocity of the Cowardly Lion in the land of Oz. With the help of the Bank of Kukumunga, I further would assist you in obtaining said money order to be shipped duly to my bank of choice with an agreed upon charge to be paid with your cooperation further to assist in this transaction. When money order shall arrive please tell you in where to pay myself to satisfy debt to Shantoloa in the land of Makebelieve. I will shall let me know too please as my sick grandmother is guasto and wishes to no longer use this product today forever. With your agreement of payment in person with cash, Japanese Euro shall suffice, I must ask for your assistance to deposit this into my bank of choice and must you must further pay deposit fee to approve western transfer money union, US funds. I further assure you that this scam will allow your canine to further fornicate with your mother with public and your approval and the further proof of 8X10 glossy fotografia and your canine holding out you with acceptance until you approval to accept. I can prove verification without guarantee and certainty to ungulates suis porcus portuosus malevolentia de dio del gracia. Ere malum de dio del gracia sacellum dactyliotheca damnatio gracarus.

If you cannot guarantee that you to recieve product in person, I can longer none allow further transgresions to be further set upon in obtaining said agreements without said approval of my father, the King of Anastaz who is in fact fictional.

If you can further assist myself in an agreed upon cash settlement, greatness besets you....The Confusion is yours....

[Smellslike1974]

Thats great!

[rr6pak]

LOL

[landon1]

i hade some douche send me a deal about me being a relative to Mr. Landon and inheriting money....first, landon is my first name. second, i have no relation in africa or anywhere other than here and in europe (ireland, germany, and holland). tells me this cat drove off a cliff on some day in 2003, so i sent him a reply back telling him to meet me at the bottom of that cliff by driving off of it (basically, it was a lot longer than that, but that's the jist of it )

[rr6pak]

Landon, I remember that story on an another post, I think. Anyhow, maybe the guy thought you were related to Michael Landon(actor)...LOL

[71_DEPUTY]

funny thing is that was his stage name- his real name was Eugene Maurice Orowitz.

[landon1]

lol there was a whole bunch of people that got the same email around the same time i did...my brother just got one and he sent a nasty one back lol..
'not really michael landon, more like fabaribabdibido landon lol (that's my ATTEMPT at a foreign name