Nascar circle track to NHRA Drag race Translation

[dartomotive]

For those drag racers that will be watching Daytona, and other events, here are some helpful translations.

NASCAR---------------- NHRA
500 miles...................The quarter
Win the Purse.............Took the Money
Restictor Plate.............Nitrous Oxide Plate
Aerodynamics..............A Blower
Pit Stop.......................Motor Tear down
Wide in the corner........Up in Smoke
175 MPH......................330 MPH
700 HP........................3000 HP
DNQ Did not Qualify......On the Trailer
Top Ten Finish..............On the Trailer
Behind the Wall.............On the Trailer
DNF Did not Finish.........On the Trailer
Traded Paint.................Wrecked "em
Race Gas......................Nitromethane
Rules Violation..............Run what you brung
If you ain't cheatin'........Run what you brung
Gentlemen start your engines....Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
Engine Troubles............Oil Down
Tires...........................Slicks
Body Template.............No Translation
Team or car Change..... Race for Pinks
Pit Crew.......................Family and Friends
Practice session............Test and Tune
Brakes.........................Parachute, brakes, sand box
Cool Suit......................Open the door.

[1972RM23]

Good one!