Road Runner Nest

How much for the girl??

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aerodynamic wrote:How much for the girl??

Buy the CAR! a lot less problems!

BRIAN

Years ago when I had my Rallye Red 74 car, my uncle and I took my 18 year old girlfriend to an airport in Salem NH (where they flew gliders) to do a photo shoot. There was a long row of parked gliders away from the runway and we thought it would make a neat backdrop, which it did. So of course we posed her in a bikini on the hood and up against the car in various poses. She had a great time and really enjoyed the attention. Now, about halfway through the process we suddenly realized that no more airplanes were flying at all. The airport was completely quiet, and when we turned to look, every single guy there, young and old, was standing about a hundred yards away on the office patio deck watching her.

See, she was rather, um, well endowed, and the top she was wearing was flesh colored! I imagine from that distance it probably looked like she wasn't wearing anything.

So, although I haven't seen her since the early nineties, I know that she still gets to tell the story of how she singlehandedly brought an airport to a standstill!

And I know you're going to ask, but all I have left over the years is a contact sheet with small photos. No usable pix, sorry!

Are you sure that's not a man in those pictures?

Boy I sure hope not. I'd never live that down here.

Seems to have an adams apple, but there does (in hindsight) seem to be a slight masculinity to the face. Leg shape's pretty female looking. Boobs can be faked, no help there.

bandman wrote:Are you sure that's not a man in those pictures?

"She" sure has a strong chin and rather big hands.

I meant to write "doesn't seem" to have an adams apple. Oops.

Lola?!?! Is that you?

bandman wrote:Are you sure that's not a man in those pictures?

I see more than one clone.. Sure puts the man in woMAN..

LOL

Everybody sing along....

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

this is great as my buddy from high school would say...you can always paper bag it

"SMELLS LIKE COLOGN, LEAVE IT ALONE"

Yeah,you'd end up buying the girl and running into *tranny* problems...

Dude that was TOTALLY hilarious! I will admit, I'm sorry I ever brought this up though, lol!