Yesterday that came to a grinding halt...

Out in the car yesterday with my wife - we were going for ice cream and I noticed while driving in the rear view mirror I was crop dusting behind me.
I wasn't too concerned as I had the rear of the oil pan seal leaking and throwing oil onto the header collector.
What I didn't realize at first that the smoke was not blue but white in color.....
It wasn't until I pulled over and had a look under the hood and heard sizzling noises coming from the engine.
WTF?
I pull the dipstick to find this.. I look on the top of the valve cover to see this... My day is done....call CAA. Get it home and back into the garage - open up the oil cap.....
